What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
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Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
What is the more common way to say "you're welcome" in French: “De rien” or “Pas de problème”?
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Make Nazis afraid again!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
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Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
What was it like being spanked as a kid?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
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Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
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Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Has anyone ever made you take off your shirt?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
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¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!